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The Messy Gardener


🥔🪣 Potato Buckets — How Many Per Bucket?
🥔Everyone says "grow potatoes in buckets" but nobody tells you how many to actually put in. I tried it — half plot, weedy beds and all. Bucket potatoes — burlap sack of Charlotte with one red — 1 per 30L bucket wins, Tonbridge Here's what I actually did on Plot 20B: Buckets I used — 30L builders buckets from Wickes, drilled 5 holes in bottom for drainage. No fancy potato bags. Compost was half garden compost, half cheap bagged stuff, plus a handful of blood fish and bone. Va
Dave Osborn
3 days ago2 min read


How to Grow New Potatoes for Christmas Dinner (in a Bucket)
Can you really grow new potatoes for Christmas dinner? Yes — if you plant them THIS WEEK in a bucket. I did it last year on my little allotment here in Tonbridge and we had buttery new potatoes on 23rd December for about 60p worth of seed. It’s one of my favourite cheap gardening ideas because you don’t need an allotment, you don’t need a greenhouse, and the supermarkets charge £3 for 500g of the same thing at Christmas. If you’ve read my how to grow potatoes in a bucket with
Dave Osborn
Aug 282 min read


Bucket Growing with Kids — Little Hands, Big Spuds
Right then, mini gardeners. Want to grow your own potatoes but you’ve only got a bucket, a windowsill and the attention span of a goldfish? Perfect. This is the ‘kids edition’ — simple, messy, and with a very real chance of me accidentally turning your harvest into potato soup. This works brilliantly in the UK (I’m in Tonbridge, Kent), and you don’t need a garden plot. Just a bucket, compost, and about 12 weeks of waiting while you keep peeking like it’s Christmas. What You N
Dave Osborn
Aug 42 min read


Bags, Buckets or Ground? My Belt-and-Braces Potato Method
ones use first store in cool place small ones wash and cook whole good for salads Don’t ask what varieties these are, ‘cos I got ’em mixed up. But there’s 4 types and one or 2 Asda potatoes that had started growing in the back of my cupboard. You do not need an allotment to grow proper potatoes. If you have a patio, a yard or a couple of big tubs by the back door, you can still p
Dave Osborn
Jul 147 min read


🥔🪣 Potato Buckets — How Many Per Bucket?
🥔Everyone says "grow potatoes in buckets" but nobody tells you how many to actually put in. I tried it — half plot, weedy beds and all. Bucket potatoes — burlap sack of Charlotte with one red — 1 per 30L bucket wins, Tonbridge Here's what I actually did on Plot 20B: Buckets I used — 30L builders buckets from Wickes, drilled 5 holes in bottom for drainage. No fancy potato bags. Compost was half garden compost, half cheap bagged stuff, plus a handful of blood fish and bone. Va
Dave Osborn
3 days ago


☕❄️Off The Plot: Eleven Cups of Tea 1963
The story of eleven cups of tea 1963 on Knoll Rise. Winter 1963, Knoll Rise, Orpington — Dad front row centre without his cap (he'd given it to me), me as a 12-year-old in the duffle coat, and the other ten blokes with shovels and eleven steaming mugs of tea. No machinery, just snow shovels People talk about the winter of 1963, but I remember it for a different reason. My dad was on the dole at the time. Then the snow came. Not just a bit of snow either. The sort that stopped
Dave Osborn
3 days ago


❄️🦉10 Signs Winter Is Coming — Gran's Joints? Tonbridge Messy Gardener
🍂 Forget folklore — "lots of berries means hard winter" — nah. But nature DOES tell you winter is on its way, and you don't need an app to see it. You just need to look up from weeding. Here's what I've actually noticed in Tonbridge, half plot, heavy clay, weedy beds and all. Here are 10 signs winter is coming I've actually noticed in Tonbridge on Plot 20B. 1. Trees Chucking Their Leaves Autumn trees chucking leaves on the path — Tonbridge, clay Daylight drops, trees think "
Dave Osborn
4 days ago
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